Red Bull gives you wings. Chicken wings in your pants give you an arrest

Red Bull gives you wings. Chicken wings in your pants give you an arrest


By Jay Ditzer
WLKY.com

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — A Louisville man is facing theft charges after police said he stuffed a box of chicken wings down his pants.

According to arrest records, Carlos N. Key, 24, was seen by a Sav-A-Lot store employee putting a box of chicken wings into his waistband.
He then attempted to leave the store, police said.
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According to arrest records, an off-duty corrections officer detained Key until police arrived.
Key told police that he was just trying to feed his son, according to arrest reports.
Key is charged with theft by unlawful taking and shoplifting.